[punkbonnibel]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[farmfem]

Literally sometimes as a woman you just have to put your hair up and move heavy furniture around in an unconventional manner

[antmenandthewasp]

band: sings about being in love
me: can’t relate
florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren
me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too

[ho5eokie]

*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch

[chessys]

u know when ur getting dressed and ur just in ur tights and bra and its like wow…this is a lük..shall i just leave it like this..but u are forced into the drapes of societal norms

[malnedott]

flowers at ikea 💞💕

[a-lesbian-loser]

disney: this female character has no boyfreind or husband because a woman doesn’t need a man to be strong

femisist brain: good job disney. women shouldn’t be reduced to their romance lives

lesbian brain: SHE NO HAVE BOY BECAUSE SHE WANT GIRL

[fuck-eater]

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

[mutantapologist]

When choosing an outfit you should ask yourself: “do I look like a character in an 80s movie, a fucking idiot or Gay”

If you have to say no to all three, your outfit sucks